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Every company has a legendary origin story. These origin stories are almost always sexier and more entertaining than the actual true story.

Sometimes the legend has no direct assoication with the true story at all and is invented out of whole cloth.


Sometimes the legend is tenuously connected to that true story with a handful of strategic embelishments.


Sometimes there's even more truth in the legend than in the true story.

We, though, present you with both the truth and the legend, and let you choose which is more entertaining or informative.

choose your path